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My
fellow Americans of all breeds, creeds, races and colors. I come to you to announce my
intention to run as a independent candidate for the office of President of the United
States of America.
After examining the the positions taken by the other candidates, I have come to the
unmistakable conclusion that their fables stink more that my last trip to the backyard. My
promise to the American people is to face all of the issues with a cold, wet nose and a
dogged determination.
It's time for the truth, and I promise you the following;
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I will never lie to you. |
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I will never steal or cheat. |
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I will never pee on your foot
while telling you it's raining. |
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I will work very hard,
Especially for doggie treats! |
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Can my learned opponents truthfully say the same? |
My name
is Stormy von Schwarzwald, wunder der Nacht, Würger von böse,
and I indorse this Website. |
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This
Website was paid for by Rover, Brandy, Cheyenne, Morris the cat and Friends
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